My tiny charge was in heaven last weekend while attending his school’s Fall Festival. His second Halloween costume (NFL-approved toddler-sized Dallas Cowboys uniform) was his choice for the event (his first costume of the year, a triceratops is SO a month ago and his third costume Buzz Lightyear had not arrived yet) . Being a born lover of the bounce (much like his mother) he spent the majority of his time in the toddler-sized bounce house. Oddly the other bounce house frequenters seemed to all be female (which is right up his little alley). While peering through the net door to observe the children in their natural habitat I heard my tiny charge utter the following “Hey ladies – I football’. I guess that pretty much sums it up.