At a mere two and a half weighing in at 35 lbs I am still able to make basic choices for my tiny charge – you will in fact get in your car seat, these are the pjs you need to wear and sadly if you abuse toys I have the power to put them on a high shelf out of your reach. So when it comes to shaping the relationship preferences at this point – as the play date scheduler I can also help with those friendship choices.

Over the last couple of years we have weeded out potential friends due to whiney parents, oddly dressed children or those who seem to suffer an unecissarily high rate of illness. I am going to revel in this fleeting power for as long as I can because frankly once I lose it all those annoying parents whose kids don’t have on socks with tennis shoes and snotty noses could conceivable start filtering into my life.