The day the downstairs AC went out and my five years old snuck downstairs WAY after bedtime to find us sharing an intimate moment on the couch.

Conversation that followed…
Me: buddy what are you doing out of bed?
Texas: I smelled popcorn and you guys know I can’t resist the smell of popcorn.
Me: it’s way past bedtime
Texas: Dada where are your clothes?
Zach: they’re right here buddy I just got so hot I had to take them off
Me: here’s your popcorn lets get upstairs now
Texas: ok but you guys were just watching commercials without clothes – that’s weird.
Me: yes parents are weird sometimes.