Texas is officially fully immersed in the Uh-Ohs and honestly I could go another six lifetime’s without hearing the phrase again. Uh-Oh – I threw my spoon on the floor for the 6,432nd time during dinner, Uh-Oh I hit the dog again, Uh-Oh I am just standing completely still (I suspect these Uh-Ohs are brought on by thoughts of devilish deeds), Uh-Oh – you served me nachos that I love and immediately begin eating, Uh-Oh – I locked a cat in the linen closet again.

The best part of the Uh-Ohs is how adorable the rest of the world finds them….well isn’t that the most precious thing ever…..did you hear that little boy say Uh-Oh honey?……what a dear boy….

Clearly what the above people and their comments have in common are either recent labotamies, senility or the inability to produce tiny Uh-Oh machines of their own. I love my tiny charge and as my friends and family can attest take constant videos of him and publish them to YouTube endlessly…Texas learns to use his bird whistle, Texas kisses the cat, Texas on a swing for the first time…and I am sure to the outside world these are as droll as I find the Uh-Ohs right now. But I do solemnly swear to all my loved one – you will NEVER see a video entitled Texas Says Uh-Oh.